Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine

[invisibleghost]

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts."

"After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed.

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth !!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary; with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Re-dial person on cell phone .
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

 

[Tohsan]

lol! where u get it?

 

[menace]

hehehee cicak also can sesat in the handbag

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

 

[invisibleghost]

so, true anot

 

[melody]

sounds interesting..
I hv 2 admit some do that..

 

[Tohsan]

which one? is it this one :

"26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake."

 

[melody]

your guess is as good as mine..:shades_smile:

 

[saintcute]

i think you need to retrieve the card first before the money could be dispensed to you? if not the machine will "swallow" your card and you get nothing.....

 

[jsn]

28. Remove all cloths and wear back.... =P

 

[bikinigal]

aiyo....dont so exaggerate la~~~

 

[invisibleghost]

BG, come out wif ur version

 

[koolspyda]

bingu joke. where women like tat, except furbish more makeup while caught in traffic.yuk, yuk

 

[rollakid]

dun underestimate female's handbag.. sometime i wonder how they keep so many things inside..

26 & 27 roflmao~ my colleagues look at me wonder why i laugh all of the sudden... lucky boss still not back from cny holiday...

 

[melody]

i share it with my boss..
& he had a really good laugh, too..

 

[imoloq]

LOL I like the release parking brake one hehe!

 

[BlackSamurai]

BG, come out wif ur version

let me guess, how about

0. wink at the male animal next table and he will do his ATM withdrawn from his account automatically?

 

[melody]

waah, like that then i wink & blink at you..
so will you withdraw all your $$$ for me..
hahaha..

 

[BlackSamurai]

I'll come and ask for your name & IC, put everything under your name before you wink & blink at me loh. LOL

 

[sakuraguy]

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

28. Followed by mat rempits
29. Raped and snatched by them ..

Thats y we need guys to ATM cause rempits arent gay ..

 

[melody]

Set..
u ady hv my name & id..
what more u need??
so when transfer??