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<blockquote data-quote="twistedangel" data-source="post: 545679" data-attributes="member: 2684"><p>Three blondes run across a genie and he said that he would grant them each one wish. The first blonde wished to be 50% smarter. POOF! She's and burnette. The second one wished to be 25% smarter. POOF! She's a redhead. The third one wished to be 50% dumber. POOF! She's a blonde man!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a non-lazy man (who helps out around the house), and a lazy man are about to jump off a bridge into water. Who makes the biggest splash?</p><p>The lazy man. The other 3 don't exist.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>One day, God calls on Adam & says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I gave you a penis and a brain. The bad news is that I only gave you enough blood to operate one organ at a time."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>#</p><p></p><p></p><p># Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?</p><p></p><p>* So men can understand them. </p><p></p><p></p><p># What is the difference between government bonds and men?</p><p></p><p>* Government bonds mature. </p><p></p><p></p><p># What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?</p><p></p><p>* Put the remote control between his toes </p><p></p><p></p><p># What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?</p><p></p><p>* Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. </p><p></p><p></p><p># What's the difference between a man and E.T.?</p><p></p><p>* E.T. phoned home. </p><p></p><p></p><p># Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?</p><p></p><p>* When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there. </p><p></p><p></p><p># How do men define a 50-50 relationship?</p><p></p><p>* We cook; they eat. We clean; they dirty. We iron; they wrinkle. </p><p></p><p></p><p># How do men exercise at the beach?</p><p></p><p>* By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. </p><p></p><p></p><p># What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?</p><p></p><p>* A hot dog and a six-pack. </p><p></p><p></p><p># How are men like noodles?</p><p></p><p>* They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough. </p><p></p><p></p><p># Why is it good that there are female astronauts?</p><p></p><p>* When the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="twistedangel, post: 545679, member: 2684"] Three blondes run across a genie and he said that he would grant them each one wish. The first blonde wished to be 50% smarter. POOF! She's and burnette. The second one wished to be 25% smarter. POOF! She's a redhead. The third one wished to be 50% dumber. POOF! She's a blonde man! Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a non-lazy man (who helps out around the house), and a lazy man are about to jump off a bridge into water. Who makes the biggest splash? The lazy man. The other 3 don't exist. One day, God calls on Adam & says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I gave you a penis and a brain. The bad news is that I only gave you enough blood to operate one organ at a time." # # Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? * So men can understand them. # What is the difference between government bonds and men? * Government bonds mature. # What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? * Put the remote control between his toes # What's a man's idea of helping with the housework? * Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. # What's the difference between a man and E.T.? * E.T. phoned home. # Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? * When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there. # How do men define a 50-50 relationship? * We cook; they eat. We clean; they dirty. We iron; they wrinkle. # How do men exercise at the beach? * By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. # What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal? * A hot dog and a six-pack. # How are men like noodles? * They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough. # Why is it good that there are female astronauts? * When the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions. [/QUOTE]
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