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<blockquote data-quote="Kopi" data-source="post: 601016" data-attributes="member: 2958"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysia English vs Britian English ... Who says our English is teruk. Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians: No Stock.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">RETURNING A CALL</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians: Hallo, who page?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians: S-kew me</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians:No-need, lah.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">WHEN ENTERTAINING</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: Please make yourself right at home.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians: Where got?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians: Doe-waaaan!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians: You mad, ah?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians: Shaddap lah!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians: See what, see what?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians: Die-lah!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians: Wat happen Why lie dat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let mne show you.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians:Hoi!!!u pig ar lie dat also doe no how to do!!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">WHEN ONE IS ANGRY</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Malaysians:Celaka u/LANCAUUUUUUUU/cibai la/puki mak/pu nya ma!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kopi, post: 601016, member: 2958"] [font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]Malaysia English vs Britian English ... Who says our English is teruk. Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are and a long distance call. [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you. Malaysians: No Stock. [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]RETURNING A CALL Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago? Malaysians: Hallo, who page? [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY. Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way? Malaysians: S-kew me [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me. Malaysians:No-need, lah. [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door? Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar? [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]WHEN ENTERTAINING Britons: Please make yourself right at home. Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah! [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money. Malaysians: Where got? [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind. Malaysians: Doe-waaaan! [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue. Malaysians: You mad, ah? [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE. Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here. Malaysians: Shaddap lah! [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU. Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you? Malaysians: See what, see what? [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION. Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment. Malaysians: Die-lah!! [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened? Malaysians: Wat happen Why lie dat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion) [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let mne show you. Malaysians:Hoi!!!u pig ar lie dat also doe no how to do!!!! [/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#000000] [/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]WHEN ONE IS ANGRY Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me Malaysians:Celaka u/LANCAUUUUUUUU/cibai la/puki mak/pu nya ma!!! [/color][/size][/font] [/QUOTE]
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