Chinese translator needed

[cyclonite]

Hello Guys,

Recently my friend used this device(probe), it's a device connected to a PDA and the PDA had some health checker software installed. Then she touched the 'probe' over my body and the PDA recorded the signals. After that the PDA connects to a USB modem and dials out to our local ISP and uploads the results to the server and downloads it back again.

From the results she told me that my health is quite bad, she said my liver is getting bad and may get cancer if I don't take care :(

This is the website but I don't understand chinese can someone please take a look and tell me whether you think it's true or not?? Do you think it's a trustable thing?

I'm a little worried.
The picture below is a simple illustration. But the website has lots of info.
Thanks.

http://www.enoter.com/enoter/home2.htm

 

[KSL]

hahaha. these days everything either causes, or prevents cancer. there is nothing in between. so what is to be done according to that website if u really are in danger of getting cancer? buy their product yea? hahahahah. probably another weird con scheme, offense to your friend.

 

[junauto]

wahh doctors should use this service and make enoter rich!

 

[acbc]

Better go to a real doctor for medical checkups le.

 

[xtorm]

Originally posted by junauto@Mar 1 2005, 16:47
wahh doctors should use this service and make enoter rich!

better yet....i buy n let doctor go bankrupt.....hahahahahhahaha

 

[cyclonite]

woi guys seriously ler :( am I in trouble?

 

[3266]

another weird con scheme again please don trust it

 

[acura]

liver got problem .. try lingzhi

good for improving liver

 

[ch1ck3n]

:lol: i tot this thing was at the past..?
last time alot of con jobs use dis..
my dad almost kena...
den i told him..if his PDA can read ur health
mahai my PC can help u do full body check up..precise to the dot..n oso if u got sick my PC CAN find MEDICATION for u hahaha...
so we left afta dat...
dat guy was at a shoplot n ask my dad to try..so beware guys...scared it comes back again..

 

[wannabe]

For translation of chines text to english , u can try search for babelfish in yahoo search n use the free transalor.

 

[EcstacyElmo]

if u don't drink, don't smoke, don't lick pussy, don't take anything bad for health then u dun have to worry bout that lar :lol:

the liver is our oil filter, u know what can get it dirty i guess, mbe this is not a good example... :lol:

 

[cyclonite]

Ohhh like this I need to drink STP engine treatment already la :D