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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2984035" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Why, Why, Why?"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Why do we press harder on a remote control</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">when we know the batteries are getting dead?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">funds" when they know there is not enough</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">money?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Why does someone believe you when you</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">say there are four billion stars, but check</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">when you say the paint is wet? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Why do they use sterilized needles for death</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">by lethal injection?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Why does Superman stop bullets with his</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">at him?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">"lisp"?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">If people evolved from apes, why are there</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">still apes?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Why is it that no matter what color bubble</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">bath you use the bubbles are always white?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Is there ever a day that mattresses are not</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">on sale?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Why do people constantly return to the</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">refrigerator with hopes that something</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">new to eat will have materialized?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Why do people keep running over a string</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">then reach down, pick it up, examine it,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">then put it down to give the vacuum one</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">more chance?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Why is it that no plastic bag will open from</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">the end on your first try?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">How do those dead bugs get into those</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">enclosed light fixtures?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">When we are in the supermarket and</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">someone rams our ankle with a shopping</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">cart then apologizes for doing so, why do</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">so why don't we say, "That really hurt, why</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">don't you watch where you're going?"</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Why is it that whenever you attempt to</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">catch something that's falling off the table</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">you always manage to knock something</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">else over?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">In winter why do we try to keep the house</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">as warm as it was in summer when we</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">complained about the heat?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">How come you never hear father-in-law</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">jokes?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">And my FAVORITE.... ..</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">The statistics on sanity is that one out of</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">every four persons are suffering from</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">some sort of mental illness. Think of your</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">three best friends -- if they're okay, then</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">it's you.</span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2984035, member: 14320"] [B][FONT="Tahoma"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]Why, Why, Why?"[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE.... .. The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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