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<blockquote data-quote="ryan05" data-source="post: 1445122" data-attributes="member: 28670"><p>Maybe you guys see this before .....</p><p></p><p><u><strong>Interviews of Miss Universe</strong></u></p><p></p><p><strong>AMERICA</strong></p><p>Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? </p><p>Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. </p><p>Question: How can you say so? </p><p>Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a</p><p>woman.......................... </p><p>(Applause! Applause!) </p><p></p><p><strong>SPAIN</strong></p><p>Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? </p><p>Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro</p><p>(Bull)</p><p>Question: How can you say so? </p><p>Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.... </p><p>(Applause! Applause!) </p><p></p><p><strong>PHILIPPINES </strong></p><p>Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? </p><p>Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like</p><p>gossip or rumors. </p><p>Question: How can you say so? </p><p>Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth...... </p><p>(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) </p><p></p><p><strong>SAUDI ARABIA</strong></p><p></p><p>Question: Ms Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?</p><p>Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves. </p><p>Question: How can you say so? </p><p>Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door..... </p><p>(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) </p><p></p><p><strong>INDIA</strong></p><p>Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? </p><p>Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like laborers. </p><p>Question: How can you say so? </p><p>Ms India: Because it works day and night...... </p><p>(Applause! Applause! Applause! </p><p></p><p><strong>MALAYSIA</strong></p><p>Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? </p><p>Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton</p><p>car. </p><p>Question: How can you say so? </p><p>Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft............................ </p><p>(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! ) </p><p></p><p><strong>SINGAPORE</strong></p><p>Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country? </p><p>Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu</p><p>(Afraid to lose). </p><p>Question: How can you say so? </p><p>Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before</p><p>the show is over </p><p>(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ryan05, post: 1445122, member: 28670"] Maybe you guys see this before ..... [U][B]Interviews of Miss Universe[/B][/U] [B]AMERICA[/B] Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.......................... (Applause! Applause!) [B]SPAIN[/B] Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull) Question: How can you say so? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.... (Applause! Applause!) [B]PHILIPPINES [/B] Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. Question: How can you say so? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth...... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) [B]SAUDI ARABIA[/B] Question: Ms Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves. Question: How can you say so? Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door..... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) [B]INDIA[/B] Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like laborers. Question: How can you say so? Ms India: Because it works day and night...... (Applause! Applause! Applause! [B]MALAYSIA[/B] Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. Question: How can you say so? Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft............................ (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! ) [B]SINGAPORE[/B] Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). Question: How can you say so? Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) [/QUOTE]
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