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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063318730" data-attributes="member: 14320">Nasty PotPouri Of FunniesLittle Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,Her clothes all tattered and torn.It was not the spider that crept up beside herBut Little Boy Blue and his horn.Gorgie Porgie Puddin Pie.He jacked off in his girl friends eye.And when that eye was dry and shut.He fucked the shit out of that one eyed slut.LLLLLDEAR FUCKER.....You are my fucking friend,And I hope you know that's fucking true.No matter what the fuck happens,I will stand the fuck by you.I will fucking be there for you,Whenever the fuck you need me.To lend you a fuckin hand,To do a fuckin good deed.So, just fuckin call on me,Whenever the fuck you need anything.Fuck....I will always be there,Even to the bitter fuckin end.Words of Wisdom:If we knew then what we know now, we would have married our cousinsinstead of our sisters.Q: What do you call a man with his fist jammed up a horses ass?A: An Amish mechanic.LLLLLTommy, Little Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting abouthow tough their fathers were."My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!" said Harry."Well, my dad did two tours of Vietnam and killed 19 men... so lickthat!" Tommy said."That's nothing!" declared little Johnny. "My dad hasn't wiped his assin 10 years... so lick that!"LLLLLQ. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?A. So men can be open minded.Q. Have you heard about the new 'Mint flavored birth control pill forwomen that they take immediately before sex?A. They're called 'Predickamints'Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?A. One goes "ribbit" the other goes "rub it".'Q. What's the difference between parsley and pussy?A. Nobody eats parsley.</blockquote>

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