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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063319774" data-attributes="member: 14320">Erotic CorrectionSally Jo taught erotic correction, she told her student to get an erection,Put your dick in my mouth, move it North, move it South,Now you're getting a sense of direction!"Her instructions were very explicit, and more than a little illicit:Please fill up my cunny with fresh clover honey,And butter my buns like a biscuit.Then wrap me up nice in a blanket, and I'll sit on your staff while you crank it.I'll put on some feathers and laces and leathers,And wiggle my ass while you spank it."Now that your fingers are stinky, tie me up in some chains that are clinky,Bring in some goats and a sheikh, then give my titties a tweak,And now we can start getting kinky!"Forget what the chain and the whip meant. Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment,Of high grade Vaseline, and a strong trampoline,and all of the other equipment!"Now, when we get all the bedsprings a drummin', that's when I'll start in a hummin',then quickly my dear, put it into my earSo I'll hear the sound of it comin'!"I don't know how much this is costing," said her student, still covered with frostingBut I can say with affinity that I've lost my virginity.Quite frankly my dear, you're exhausting!"ZZZZZJohn and Bruce were having gay sex. "I've got AIDS," said John, who was on top."Oh God!" cried Bruce."Just kidding," said John. "I just love the way you tighten your asshole when I say that!"Q: Did you hear the one about the homosexual ghosts?A: They gave each other the willies.Daffyniton - Jell-O: Kool-Aid with a hardon.A young nun new to the convent complained to the Mother Superior that she was suffering the pangs of lust. "Comfort yourself with a candle," she was advised."I've tried that, but you get tired of the same old thing, wick in and wick out."</blockquote>

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