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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063325681" data-attributes="member: 14320">The BrothelA sailor who has been at sea for several months comes into portand heads for a brothel. He tells the man at the desk he'd likesome sex, but he doesn't have much money.The man tells him a girl will cost him $40 and a sex show $20. The sailor is desperate as he only has $5, having lost most ofhis money in cards games aboard ship. "You've got to help me outI've been at sea for months and I really need some sex. You'vegot to do something for me. Please!"The man thinks for a moment, takes the money, and directs thesailor to one of the upstairs rooms. Once inside the room thesailor looks around but the only thing he sees is a chicken.Desperate for some action, he resigns himself to fuck the chickenand quickly leaves.Two weeks later, he returns, this time having won a few bucks onship. "What do you have for $20," he asks. The man directs himupstairs once again to a different room.Opening the door, the room is packed with men shoulder toshoulder all watching lesbians through a one-way mirror on thewall. The sailor's eyes light up as he watches and remarking toa man standing next to him, "This is great."The man replies, "If you think this is great, you should havebeen here 2 weeks ago. There was a guy fucking a chicken!"QQQQQLittle Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, heneeded to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to takea piss!!"The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to usein this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allowyou to go."Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if youhad bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"QQQQQWhat's the definition of an overbite?When you're eating pussy and it taste like shit.</blockquote>

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