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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063346697" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><span style="color: Teal">The Perfect Day</span></p><p></p><p><em><span style="color: Teal">THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER</span></em></p><p></p><p>8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.</p><p></p><p>8:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday.</p><p></p><p>8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and</p><p>croissants, open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful</p><p>partner.</p><p></p><p>9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.</p><p></p><p>10:00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.</p><p></p><p>10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.</p><p></p><p>12:00 Lunch with best friend a fashionable outdoor cafe.</p><p></p><p>12:45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs</p><p></p><p>1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.</p><p></p><p>3:00 Nap.</p><p></p><p>4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.</p><p></p><p>4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.</p><p></p><p>5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full-length mirror.</p><p></p><p>7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.</p><p></p><p>10:00 Hot shower (alone).</p><p></p><p>10:50 Carried to bed..........(freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).</p><p></p><p>11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.</p><p></p><p>11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.</p><p></p><p><em><strong><span style="color: Teal">THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM</span></strong></em></p><p></p><p>6:00 Alarm.</p><p></p><p>6:15 Blow job.</p><p></p><p>6:30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sport section.</p><p></p><p>7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench who bends over a lot.</p><p></p><p>7:30 Limo arrives.</p><p></p><p>7:45 Flight in personal Lear Jet.</p><p></p><p>9:15 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club</p><p></p><p>9:45 Play front nine - 2 under.</p><p></p><p>11:45 Lunch - pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.</p><p>12:15 Blow job.</p><p></p><p>12:30 Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under.</p><p></p><p>12:15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).</p><p></p><p>12:30 Fly to Cairns.</p><p></p><p>3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot.</p><p></p><p>4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.</p><p></p><p>5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job.</p><p></p><p>6:45 Shit, Shower and Shave.</p><p></p><p>7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and hard porn legalised.</p><p></p><p>7:30 Dinner: lobster appetiser, Dom Perignon (1953) big juicy fillet steak followed by ice-cream.</p><p></p><p>9:00 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies.....some bending over).</p><p></p><p>11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale</p><p></p><p>11:45 In bed alone.</p><p></p><p>11:50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.</p><p></p><p>12:00 Spend 10 mins laughing before falling asleep.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063346697, member: 14320"] [COLOR="Teal"]The Perfect Day[/COLOR] [I][COLOR="Teal"]THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER[/COLOR][/I] 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday. 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants, open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner. 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil. 10:00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer. 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry. 12:00 Lunch with best friend a fashionable outdoor cafe. 12:45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit. 3:00 Nap. 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer. 4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body. 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full-length mirror. 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers. 10:00 Hot shower (alone). 10:50 Carried to bed..........(freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen). 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling. 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms. [I][B][COLOR="Teal"]THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM[/COLOR][/B][/I] 6:00 Alarm. 6:15 Blow job. 6:30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sport section. 7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench who bends over a lot. 7:30 Limo arrives. 7:45 Flight in personal Lear Jet. 9:15 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club 9:45 Play front nine - 2 under. 11:45 Lunch - pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon. 12:15 Blow job. 12:30 Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under. 12:15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons). 12:30 Fly to Cairns. 3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot. 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle. 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job. 6:45 Shit, Shower and Shave. 7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and hard porn legalised. 7:30 Dinner: lobster appetiser, Dom Perignon (1953) big juicy fillet steak followed by ice-cream. 9:00 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies.....some bending over). 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale 11:45 In bed alone. 11:50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. 12:00 Spend 10 mins laughing before falling asleep. [/QUOTE]
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