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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063347253" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">My Side Of The Story</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.</p><p>Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly</p><p>this morning on the phone.</p><p></p><p>"Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and</p><p>demand an apology.</p><p></p><p>Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist</p><p>told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it.</p><p></p><p>This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late</p><p>getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to</p><p>realize that I locked the house with both house and car keys inside. I</p><p>had to break a window to get my keys.</p><p></p><p>Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I</p><p>was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally</p><p>got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up.</p><p>I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the</p><p>time the darn phone was ringing off the hook."</p><p></p><p>He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels</p><p>against the cash register drawer to make change, and</p><p>they spilled all over the floor.</p><p></p><p>I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels;</p><p>the phone was still ringing nonstop.</p><p></p><p>When I came up I</p><p>cracked my head on the open cash drawer which</p><p>made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch</p><p>of expensive perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the</p><p>floor and broke.</p><p></p><p>Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and</p><p>I finally got back to answer it.</p><p></p><p>It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.</p><p></p><p>And believe me Mister, as God is my witness, all I did was</p><p>tell her!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">&&& </span></strong></p><p></p><p>During her annual checkup, the well constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through." In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?" "Put them on the chair, on top of mine."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063347253, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]My Side Of The Story[/COLOR][/B] Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. "Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook." He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels; the phone was still ringing nonstop. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of expensive perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. And believe me Mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her!" [B][COLOR="Red"]&&& [/COLOR][/B] During her annual checkup, the well constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through." In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?" "Put them on the chair, on top of mine." [/QUOTE]
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