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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063348051" data-attributes="member: 14320">Steady EddieSteady Eddie had just won the club snooker competition. After the big game hewas approached by a lady to go back to her place for some shafting. Well beingthe stud that he is, he said "OK"Later she's lying on the bed naked and she's wondering what's takin' him so long.She peers through to the bathroom and he's chalking his dick up.The minutes went by and finally he comes out but still he stops at the end of the bedbending over, checking her out.Well, she's just itching for it and can't stand him peering at her any longer, so she says,"Eddie, what's keeping you?"He replies, "Just wondering whether to go for the pink or the brown."========The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in asAustralian citizens."It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are Australian citizens at last! Doyou know what this means to us my dear wife?""Yes, you male chauvinist pig," his wife replied. "Tonight, you cook dinner and Iget on top!"========"Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?""Ask your mother," he replied."I did," the kid said. "But I don't think she was telling the truth. She said Icame from a bucket.""Hmmmm," chuckled his dad. "That's about the size of it…"========What's the definition of the perfect woman?She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat so you can put acan on it. The sports model has pull back ears and her teeth fold in. The economy modelfucks all night and at midnight turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.</blockquote>

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