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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063351051" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Jerry Springers Future Stories</span></strong></p><p></p><p>If you like watching your Dad and Mom have sex on their own website, call 1-800-Jerry and tell your story!</p><p></p><p>If your father's sister's mother's aunt's grandfather's nephew's cousin is your bi-sexual lover and they want you to have sex while the family watches, but you're against it... Please Call 1-800-69-JERRY</p><p></p><p>Are you a transexual with a story to tell? Call Associate Producer Deb at 888-321-5387</p><p></p><p>IF YOUR MOM IS YOUR COUSIN, AUNT, UNCLE AND DAD AND YOU HAVE THE URGE TO </p><p>HAVE HER CHILDREN-CALL 1-800-JERRY AND SHARE YOUR STORY.</p><p></p><p>Does your college roommate beat off in the middle of the night and u want to confront him call us at 1-800-jerry</p><p></p><p>Are you a bald, one legged male prostitute, And want to confront your one eyed pimp on our show? Call 1-800-JERRY</p><p></p><p>Are you a schizophrenic necropheliac, and 3 different personalities want to propose to your canine companion? Call 1-800-Jerry</p><p></p><p>If your penis is 2 inches.....from the ground call 1-800-hi-jerry</p><p></p><p>Is your gay son using your douche to satisfy his gay needs?? If so call 1-800-89-jerry</p><p></p><p>Is your dad a cross-dressing pedophile? If so call 1-800-96jerry</p><p></p><p>If your father is your mother's cousin and you are curently having an affair with your sister(or is it your aunt?)</p><p></p><p>Are you a pregnant prostitute who is in love with your pimp and his girlfriend and want to confront them both on our show? Call 1-800 96JERRY</p><p></p><p>Is your gay lover having an affair with both your parents? Then call 1-800 Jerry Jokes.</p><p></p><p>If your mom is thinking of becoming a man to satisfy your father's gay curiosity,please call us at 1-800 Jerry jokes!!</p><p></p><p>Is your Dad a Grand Dragon in the KKK, and you are having an interacial sex affair? If so, call 1 800 Jerry and tell us your story!</p><p></p><p>Do you suspect your wife or partner of having sexual relations with the family pet? Call 1 800 Jerry and tell us your story!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@ </span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much.. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before."</p><p>The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"</p><p>"On my Fuckin' balls!" she cried.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063351051, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Jerry Springers Future Stories[/COLOR][/B] If you like watching your Dad and Mom have sex on their own website, call 1-800-Jerry and tell your story! If your father's sister's mother's aunt's grandfather's nephew's cousin is your bi-sexual lover and they want you to have sex while the family watches, but you're against it... Please Call 1-800-69-JERRY Are you a transexual with a story to tell? Call Associate Producer Deb at 888-321-5387 IF YOUR MOM IS YOUR COUSIN, AUNT, UNCLE AND DAD AND YOU HAVE THE URGE TO HAVE HER CHILDREN-CALL 1-800-JERRY AND SHARE YOUR STORY. Does your college roommate beat off in the middle of the night and u want to confront him call us at 1-800-jerry Are you a bald, one legged male prostitute, And want to confront your one eyed pimp on our show? Call 1-800-JERRY Are you a schizophrenic necropheliac, and 3 different personalities want to propose to your canine companion? Call 1-800-Jerry If your penis is 2 inches.....from the ground call 1-800-hi-jerry Is your gay son using your douche to satisfy his gay needs?? If so call 1-800-89-jerry Is your dad a cross-dressing pedophile? If so call 1-800-96jerry If your father is your mother's cousin and you are curently having an affair with your sister(or is it your aunt?) Are you a pregnant prostitute who is in love with your pimp and his girlfriend and want to confront them both on our show? Call 1-800 96JERRY Is your gay lover having an affair with both your parents? Then call 1-800 Jerry Jokes. If your mom is thinking of becoming a man to satisfy your father's gay curiosity,please call us at 1-800 Jerry jokes!! Is your Dad a Grand Dragon in the KKK, and you are having an interacial sex affair? If so, call 1 800 Jerry and tell us your story! Do you suspect your wife or partner of having sexual relations with the family pet? Call 1 800 Jerry and tell us your story! [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@ [/COLOR][/B] A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much.. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before." The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?" "On my Fuckin' balls!" she cried. [/QUOTE]
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