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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063351822" data-attributes="member: 14320">Season's Greetings JokesMoney's Short, Times are HardHere's your Fucking Christmas CardTwas the night before Christmas and all through the houseeveryone felt shitty, even the mouseMom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grassI'd just settled down for a nice piece of assWhen out on the lawn I heard such a clatterI sprung from my place to see what's the matterThen out on the lawn I saw a big dickI knew in a moment it must be Saint NickHe came down the chimney like a bat out of hellI knew in a moment the old fucker fellHe filled all our stockings with pretzels and beerAnd a big rubber dick for my brother the queerHe rose up the chimney with a thunderous fartThe son of a bitch blew the chimney apartHe swore and he cursed as he rode out of sightPiss on you all and have a good night- Have a nice Christmas, asshole@@@1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?5. I know when you've been bad or good ... so let's skip the small talk, sister!6. Some of my best toys run on batteries.7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)8. I see you when you're sleeping ... and you don't wear any underwear, do you?9. Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "naughty" list!10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?</blockquote>

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