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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063354281" data-attributes="member: 14320">Sex FrogsA beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex" Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions). The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:1. Take a shower.2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.4. Crawl into bed and put the frog "down there".She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over."Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into it's eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"======They had to fire the Masseuse at our country club. She was rubbingpeople the wrong way.======Q. "Why don't roosters have hands?"A. "Because chickens don't have tits!"======Bill and Doug were having a drink at the bar and Bill says, "I foundmy wife's G-spot".Doug says, "Oh yeah?"Bill replies, "Yep - my neighbor had it."======Thought for the Day: If only women gossip, how do guys and theirbuddies keep track of "Who's easy?"</blockquote>

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