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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063354704" data-attributes="member: 14320">Christmas Q&A JokesQ. What did Santa say to the three blondes?A. Ho! Ho! Ho!Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A. You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.Q. What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?A. They go into town and blow a few bucks.Q. What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A. Snowballs.Q. Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?A. Because the snowblower was coming down the block.Q. Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?A. Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!Q. What do you call a truck load of vibrators heading South from the North Pole on Christmas Eve?A. Toys for twats!Q. Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?A. Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.Q. Why doesn't Santa have any children ?A. Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.Q. How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?A. They both have ornamental balls.Q. Why do people make snow men instead of snow women?A. Because it takes too long to hollow out the head!This woman walks into a tattoo shop and asks for a tattoo of a Christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.The tattoo artist says "That's an unusual request. Why do you want two tattoos there?" She replies "Because my husband needs to eat between Christmas and New Years."</blockquote>

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