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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063355242" data-attributes="member: 14320">Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that isabout to crash.The pilot says, "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front ofthem"The lawyer says, "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"The priest says, "Do we have time?" ****************It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road,when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass."The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass."Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."*Maybe it's my fault our sex life is lacking...maybe I'm not romantic.We don't go to those honeymoon hotels, with the mirrors all around thebed...Oh, yeah, that's what I want when I'm done fucking...three differentviews of the wet acorn on my lap.*Married sex is tough...some nights the only way I can get a hard-on isto put a wig over her face and pretend I'm fucking her in the ass.*What's the difference between a blonde and a pickle jar?You can't get your whole fist into a pickle jar.*A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. Thesubject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping toperk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her assholedoes when she has an orgasm."Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."</blockquote>

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