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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063368464" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">More Gay Q's & A's</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q. What Is A Gay Masochist?</p><p>A. A Sucker For Punishment.</p><p></p><p>Q. What Is A Gay Seven Course Dinner?</p><p>A. Seven Inches, Seven Ways.</p><p></p><p>Q. What Is Better, Being Born Black Or Gay?</p><p>A. Black, Because You Don't Have To Tell Your Parents.</p><p></p><p>Q. What Is The Brown Stuff On A Queer's Dick?</p><p>A. Gay Poopon.</p><p></p><p>Q. What Is The Definition Of Bloody Mary?</p><p>A. A Wounded Gay.</p><p></p><p>Q. What Is The Difference Between A Freezer And A Gay?</p><p>A. A Freezer Doesn't Fart After You Pull The Meat Out!</p><p></p><p>Q. What Is The Difference Between A Microwave And A Gay Male's</p><p>Lifestyle?</p><p>A. The Microwave Won't Brown Your Meat.</p><p></p><p>Q. What Is The Difference Between A Straight Rodeo And A</p><p>Gay Rodeo?</p><p>A. At A Straight Rodeo They Yell `Ride Them Suckers!'.</p><p></p><p>Q. What Is The Most Entertaining Part About Gay Bars?</p><p>A. The Cockfighting In The Back Room.</p><p></p><p>Q. What Is The Most Romantic Thing You Can Say To Someone</p><p>In A Gay Bar?</p><p>A. `May I Move Your Stool?'</p><p></p><p>Q. When There Was A Gay On Your Back, Would You Beat Him</p><p>Off?</p><p></p><p>Q. Who Is The Saddest Gay In Hollywood?</p><p>A. The Last One To Get A Piece Of The `Rock'.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why Did The Gay Cover Himself With Whipped Cream?</p><p>A. He Was Going To The Party As A Wet Dream.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why Didn't The Gay Student Sit Down?</p><p>A. His Seat Was Taken Right Before Class.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why Do Bi-Sexuals And Gay Men Smoke Cigars?</p><p>A. Practice Makes Perfect!</p><p></p><p>Q. Why Is A 25 Year Old Gay Like A 90 Year Old Heterosexual?</p><p>A. For Each One, Sex Is Behind Him.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why Is A Gay At An Orgy Like A Turkey?</p><p>A. He'll Gobble, Gobble, Gobble 'Till You Cut Off His Head.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why Is Normal Sperm Fresher Than Homosexual Sperm?</p><p>A. Because Most Gay Sperm Comes In A Can.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why Was The Gay Fired From His Job At The Sperm Bank?</p><p>A. For Drinking On The Job.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why Was The Gay Sergeant Court-Martialed?</p><p>A. They Caught Him Playing With His Privates.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why Will Al Gore Get The Gay Vote?</p><p>A. Because Gays Don't Like Bush.</p><p></p><p>Q. Did You Hear About The Gay Milkman?</p><p>A. He Never Left An Empty Behind.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063368464, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="DarkGreen"]More Gay Q's & A's[/COLOR][/B] Q. What Is A Gay Masochist? A. A Sucker For Punishment. Q. What Is A Gay Seven Course Dinner? A. Seven Inches, Seven Ways. Q. What Is Better, Being Born Black Or Gay? A. Black, Because You Don't Have To Tell Your Parents. Q. What Is The Brown Stuff On A Queer's Dick? A. Gay Poopon. Q. What Is The Definition Of Bloody Mary? A. A Wounded Gay. Q. What Is The Difference Between A Freezer And A Gay? A. A Freezer Doesn't Fart After You Pull The Meat Out! Q. What Is The Difference Between A Microwave And A Gay Male's Lifestyle? A. The Microwave Won't Brown Your Meat. Q. What Is The Difference Between A Straight Rodeo And A Gay Rodeo? A. At A Straight Rodeo They Yell `Ride Them Suckers!'. Q. What Is The Most Entertaining Part About Gay Bars? A. The Cockfighting In The Back Room. Q. What Is The Most Romantic Thing You Can Say To Someone In A Gay Bar? A. `May I Move Your Stool?' Q. When There Was A Gay On Your Back, Would You Beat Him Off? Q. Who Is The Saddest Gay In Hollywood? A. The Last One To Get A Piece Of The `Rock'. Q. Why Did The Gay Cover Himself With Whipped Cream? A. He Was Going To The Party As A Wet Dream. Q. Why Didn't The Gay Student Sit Down? A. His Seat Was Taken Right Before Class. Q. Why Do Bi-Sexuals And Gay Men Smoke Cigars? A. Practice Makes Perfect! Q. Why Is A 25 Year Old Gay Like A 90 Year Old Heterosexual? A. For Each One, Sex Is Behind Him. Q. Why Is A Gay At An Orgy Like A Turkey? A. He'll Gobble, Gobble, Gobble 'Till You Cut Off His Head. Q. Why Is Normal Sperm Fresher Than Homosexual Sperm? A. Because Most Gay Sperm Comes In A Can. Q. Why Was The Gay Fired From His Job At The Sperm Bank? A. For Drinking On The Job. Q. Why Was The Gay Sergeant Court-Martialed? A. They Caught Him Playing With His Privates. Q. Why Will Al Gore Get The Gay Vote? A. Because Gays Don't Like Bush. Q. Did You Hear About The Gay Milkman? A. He Never Left An Empty Behind. [/QUOTE]
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