Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063382243" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Expensive Perfume</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like</p><p>expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman and says</p><p>arrogantly, Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"</p><p>Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also</p><p>smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian</p><p>woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"</p><p>About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her</p><p>destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves,</p><p>she looks both beautiful women in the eye, turns, bends over, and</p><p>farts....... "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">()()()</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long</p><p>and hard on her wedding night?</p><p>A: His last name.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the down side to a 3-some?</p><p>A: You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.</p><p></p><p>Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?</p><p>Under the vacuum cleaner.</p><p></p><p>Why do Jewish women like circumcized men best?</p><p>- Because Jewish women like 10% off ANYTHING!!</p><p></p><p>63% of men have had sex in the shower. </p><p>The other 37% have never been to prison </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">()()()</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There once was a woman from Wooster</p><p>Who dreamt that a man had seduced her.</p><p>When she awoke,</p><p>It was only a joke.</p><p>A bedspring had come loose and had goosed her.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063382243, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Expensive Perfume[/COLOR][/B] A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!" Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, turns, bends over, and farts....... "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound." [B][COLOR="Red"]()()()[/COLOR][/B] Q: What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night? A: His last name. Q: What is the down side to a 3-some? A: You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one. Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife? Under the vacuum cleaner. Why do Jewish women like circumcized men best? - Because Jewish women like 10% off ANYTHING!! 63% of men have had sex in the shower. The other 37% have never been to prison [B][COLOR="Red"]()()()[/COLOR][/B] There once was a woman from Wooster Who dreamt that a man had seduced her. When she awoke, It was only a joke. A bedspring had come loose and had goosed her. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37SL Black Edition...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda city JSracing gtwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fd ~car spray(Ferrari red)
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda jazz fit gk flrs body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 ~M5 front skirt lip with glossy black
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Kia Forte gtwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 front skirt lip
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Proton Saga VVT Evo Front Bonnet Hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua bezza gear up body kit/spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 ~M5 front bumper set ~M5 kidney grille...
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
VTEC Symphony - Type R Mega Meet 2011 Malaysia + Singapore
Just last Saturday night, the Type-R...
[Looking For] 350z Chargespeed Rear Bumper
Hi All,
Does anyone know where i could get hold of the abovementioned kit?
I have approached a couple of those popular ones in Sunway but to no avail.
Pour in your feedbacks!
Thanks.
Diy : Fake Nos Purging
I have an idea in mine already...
Need parts.. then should be able to complete soon..
BUT !! Not Gonna be cheap..
maybe around RM 50 startup and RM 30 refill..
Will spray White Mist just like NOS Purging...
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...