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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063385873" data-attributes="member: 14320">Buckwheat And DarlaBuckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla: "How doyou spell 'dumb'?"Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."She says, "Buckwheat is dumb."The teacher says, "Now spell 'stupid.'"Darla says, "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid."The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."When the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, "Buckwheat, spelldictate."Buckwheat stands and says, "D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."Buckwheat ponders for a few seconds, then spurts out, "I may be dumband I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!"-------Fred's convertible glided to a halt on the edge of a lonely country road."I suppose," said his pretty but reluctant date, "you're going to pullthe old 'out of gas' routine.""No," said Fred, "I'm going to pull the 'here after' routine.""The 'here after' routine what's that?", she wanted to know."If you're not here after what I'm here after, you'll be here after I'm gone."-------What's the difference between a drug pusher and a hooker?The hooker can wash her crack and resell it.If size doesn't matter, how come my girlfriends vibrator isn't threeinches long and crooked?-------A young boy knows about sex and where babies come from because hismother told him that "the man puts his penis inside the woman and shegets pregnant." A few days later, after pondering this for some time,the boy asks in all the innocence and wonder of a child, "Does the manever get his penis back??"</blockquote>

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