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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063409368" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">He Wanted A Virgin</span></strong></p><p></p><p>He wanted many things in a wife, but above all he wanted one who was a virgin. Falling madly in love with Summer, he decided to test her.</p><p>At a drive-in one night, he leaned over and asked, "Would you like to see my pee-pee?"</p><p></p><p>As he unzipped his fly, Summer covered her eyes. "No! No! Please put it back!"</p><p></p><p>Thrilled, he deemed Summer worthy of being his bride, and immediately proposed to her. On their wedding night, he was keenly anticipating the delight of introducing Summer to sex.</p><p></p><p>When she came to bed, he unzipped his fly and took out his member.</p><p></p><p>Summer smiled, "Oooooh...what a nice pee-pee."</p><p></p><p>He stroked her hair. "My dear, the first thing you must learn is that it really isn't called a pee-pee. It's called a cock."</p><p></p><p>"No," Summer said, studying it, "That's a pee-pee. A cock is long, fat and like Bubba's!!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">00000000</span></strong></p><p></p><p>My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she looked up</p><p>at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies." So I turned</p><p>her over on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled out, flipped her</p><p>back over, and came all over her face and hair. I guess we don't</p><p>watch the same movies.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">00000000</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Did you hear about he new athletic shoe for lesbians? They are</p><p>called "Dikees" They come with an extra long tongue and you can get</p><p>them off with one finger!</p><p></p><p>A cook got his hand caught in a dishwasher - and they were both</p><p>fired.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063409368, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]He Wanted A Virgin[/COLOR][/B] He wanted many things in a wife, but above all he wanted one who was a virgin. Falling madly in love with Summer, he decided to test her. At a drive-in one night, he leaned over and asked, "Would you like to see my pee-pee?" As he unzipped his fly, Summer covered her eyes. "No! No! Please put it back!" Thrilled, he deemed Summer worthy of being his bride, and immediately proposed to her. On their wedding night, he was keenly anticipating the delight of introducing Summer to sex. When she came to bed, he unzipped his fly and took out his member. Summer smiled, "Oooooh...what a nice pee-pee." He stroked her hair. "My dear, the first thing you must learn is that it really isn't called a pee-pee. It's called a cock." "No," Summer said, studying it, "That's a pee-pee. A cock is long, fat and like Bubba's!!" [B][COLOR="Red"]00000000[/COLOR][/B] My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she looked up at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies." So I turned her over on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled out, flipped her back over, and came all over her face and hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies. [B][COLOR="Red"]00000000[/COLOR][/B] Did you hear about he new athletic shoe for lesbians? They are called "Dikees" They come with an extra long tongue and you can get them off with one finger! A cook got his hand caught in a dishwasher - and they were both fired. [/QUOTE]
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