Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063417990" data-attributes="member: 14320"> One More DayA guy goes to the doctor for a checkup. The next day the doctorcalls him back to the office and says "I have some really bad newsfor you. I have checked this result with several of my colleaguesand we have come to the same result. I'm sorry to say you only haveone more day to live." The guy is shocked. He ends up in a bar forthe remainder of the day trying to decide what he should do for theremaining day of his life. He finally decides he will go home and makewild and passionate love to his wife before he leaves this earth. Whenthe guy gets home that evening he sneaks into the bedroom and takes offall his clothes and crawls into bed. For three hours he has sex like hehas never had sex before. After he is finished he is completely exhaustedand crawls to the bathroom, completely spent. Upon opening the bathroomdoor he is surprised to see his wife in the bathroom with a mudpack overher face. He asked puzzledly "How did you get in here." His wife then says"SHHH!!! You'll wake my mother..."=======Q: What is the difference between a woman and a toilet?A: The toilet won't follow you around for three months when you're finished using it.Q: Why is a turd better than a woman?A: Because after you lay a turd you don't have to hug and kiss it.Q: What tastes good on pie but not on pussy?A: Crust.Q: Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?A: Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been colored in yet.=======There once was a man from BandooWho fell asleep in a canoeHe dreamed of VenusAnd played with his penisAnd woke up with a hand full of gooThere once was a girl named JillWho used dynamite for a thrillThey found her vaginaIn South CarolinaAnd bits of her tits in Brazil Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents' HouseSniff the air and say it smells like a bordello.Repeatedly zip and unzip your fly.Go into a lengthy story about how you had Mexican food last nightand ask if you can use the bathroom.Mention that 'Mr Happy' is primed and ready.Ask what time you should return your date tomorrow morning.Recite a couple of bawdy limericks.Ask the mom and dad what position they were in when they conceivedtheir daughter.Scratch your crotch and say your herpes is acting up again.Pretend to eat your arm.Ask the dad if you can borrow a couple of condoms.()()()()()A little girl was playing up a tree near a church.The priest was taking a walk when he happenedto look up the tree and saw the little girl.She had no panties on, so he called her down andgave her two dollars to buy a pair of panties.The girl was so happy that she ran home and toldher mother about it.The next day, when the priest was taking his dailywalk, he looked up the same tree and saw the younggirl's mother up there. She had no panties on, either.He called her down and gave her two dollars to buya razor!()()()()()Q: What is the definition of Blood, Sweat, and Tears?A: A leaky blonde standing in front of a tampon machinewith a bent quarter.Q: Why did the faggot get naked and cover himself with whipped cream?A: He was going to the costume party as a wet dream.Q: What's the best thing about ****** a blonde?A: She shuts up the second you put your dick in her mouth.Q: What's the worst thing about ****** a blonde?A: She starts talking again the second you take your dick out of her mouth.Q: Why do blonde nurses carry a red Magic Marker?A: In case they have to draw blood.</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

Proton Preve R3 body kit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Perodua Ativa gear up body kit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Mperformance front skirt lip
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Honda Civic FC fk7si front bumper set
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
brake caliper spray
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 bodykit/diffuser set
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Perodua Axia Rahmah bodykit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Nissan Almera Tomei body kit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
original rare Black Racing Pro N1 16x6.5jj offset...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37SL Black Edition...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

anyone tune ecu himself?

i've been doing ecu tweaks/tune myself
it would really great to have a group here sharing experiences, tips and tricks :)

anyone?

Track Attack for Track Junkies at the Time To Attack Next Sunday!

http://www.timetoattack.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/035-600x400.jpg

Track Day Junkies! – The chance to track your car alongside Time To Attack Elites!. – This coming December 12 (Sunday) will be the Finale...

DIY - Capacitor for ICE

Heyyah all!~

Care to teach me / show with diagram on how to install a capacitor?