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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063438780" data-attributes="member: 14320">The FrogThis bloke was pissed as a tick, lying in the gutter outside the local, whenthis frog hops past.The bloke grabs the frog, looks it straight in the eye. and says:"You turd of a frog - I'm gonna stick my finger up you arse till it comes outtayour mouth, then I'm gonna tear your legs off, then piss down yourthroat."Now the bloke didn't' know it, but the local cop was standing right behind him,listening to every word he was saying."Listen, mate," says the cop. "Anything you do to that frog, I'm going todo to you."The bloke just smiled at the cop, looked at the frog and said, "Well, I guessthis is your lucky day, froggy - 'cause I'm gonna lick your arse!"------------A young girl walks in and sees her mother in the shower. She asks, "What's that, mommy?"The mother says, "It's a vagina."So the girl says, "When will I get one of those?""When you're a teenager," the mother replies.Later on, the little girl walks in on her father while he's showering. "What's that, daddy?""It's a penis," he replies."When will I get one of those?" she asks.The father says, "As soon as your mother leaves for work."------------Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'dhad the previous night with this bloke she brought home."Well, what happened when you got there?" Jill asked"The bastard called me a slut!" Mary said."And what did you do then?" Jill asked, shocked."I told him to get the fuck out of my bedroom and take his eightmates with him!" Mary said.</blockquote>

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