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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063439689" data-attributes="member: 14320">There once was a fellow named DaveWho dug up a whore from her graveShe was moldy as shitand missing a titBut think of the money he saved343434Euphemisms For Impotence1- A few parts shy of an erector set2- Not rising to the level of impeachable offense3- Disappointing Miss Daisy4- Ascension Deficit Disorder5- Bouncing the Check of Love6- All Dolled up with nowhere to go7- Serving boneless pork343434Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?A: WalnutsQ: What do you call nuts on a chest?A: ChestnutsQ: What do you call nuts on a chin?A: Blowjob343434Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drinks, dinner,go to my apartment and really make love?"Ex-: "Over my dead body!"Husband: "Great! But I see you haven't changed one bit"343434"My daughter lives in a penthouse apartment in Miami," reports Sadie to herfriend Sophie. "She goes out to dinner every night at a different restaurant,has beautiful furs and clothes, and lots of boyfriends.""Oh, my daughter's a whore too."343434Q: What is the difference between a faggot and a suppository?A: There is no difference.Q: What do you call a fat chic wearing a diaphragm?A: A 3/4 ton with a box liner.Q: How can you tell if a girl is a genuine redneck?A: When she can suck a dick and chew tobacco at the same time, and know what to spitand what to swallow.Q: Why don't women have any right to complain when their psychiatrist hassex with them?A: Well, he titles himself "The-rapist," doesn't he?The newlywed Pollack didn't know what to do with his bride, so he asked her.She told him: "Just get that thing you always play with and put it where I pee."So he went and got his bowling ball and tossed it in the sink.Two ConvictsTwo convicts were recently released from prisonas they stood at the bus stop waiting,one ex-con turns to the other and says 'man i'm horny'the other ex-con replies 'yea me too'the first ex-con tells the second 'well hey man we've been locked upfor awhile and we know how it works. how about you let me do you and thenyou can do me?'the second ex-con agrees, pulls down his pants and the first ex-consodomize's him.so then it's the other's turn, and as he starts to mount his fellowex-conhe starts kissing the back of his neck and gently rubbing his back...when suddenly the bent over ex-con looks back and says'hey man none of that fag shit'hhhhhQ. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?A. Brothel sprouts.Q. How do you get a really old, skanky whore lubricated?A. Stick in a couple of fingers, scratch off some scabs, and let the puss run.Q. How can you tell when your husband has an abnormally high sperm count?A. You have to chew before you swallow.Q: What do you do after eating a bald pussy?A: Put the diaper back on.Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!hhhhhSome X-Rated Movie / TV Titles*All That Jizz*Anus the Menace*The Cockford Files*The Cunt of Miss October*Enema of the State*Fast Times on Rich Mens' Thighs*Howard The Fuck*Mr. Holland Groped Us*Titti Slickers II*The Search for the Golden Curlies*Willy Wanker at the Fudge-Packing Factory</blockquote>

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