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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063442487" data-attributes="member: 14320">Clever Things to Say to Convince Your Lover to Go Down on You~*~ "If I eat a lot of sugar first, it'll be just like those CadburyCreme Eggs that you like so much."~*~ "Honey, I was thinking: you know how you like fresh salmon andsteamed clams?"~*~ "No, I swear, Honey, the TV remote is in there somewhere. Just keeplooking."~*~ "So, twenty bucks then?"~*~ "No honey, that's not moss growing out of my navel -- it'smistletoe!"~*~ "With my thighs covering your ears, you won't have to listen toOprah."~*~ "Honey, try this and tell me if it tastes funny to you..."~*~ "At work today Brad Johnson said *his* wife could out-blow *my*wife! Can you imagine?!?"~*~ "Look, do you want that raise or not?"~*~ "The Taliban has outlawed it -- it's your patriotic duty, dammit!"~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*A gay guy walks into a barbershop. He says to the barber. "Sir how can Imake hair grow on my chest?"The barber replies, "Go home and put Vaseline on your chest realthick..."That night the young man does as the barber told him. His partner climbsinto bed and reaches over to hold him and feels the slime on his chest,he says, "What the hell is this?"The other man replies, "The barber told me that if I put Vaseline on mychest hair would grow..."His partner replies, "You stupid son of a bitch, if that were the caseyou would have a damn ponytail hanging out of your ass by now!"~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*That wily old pervert St. NickMade good use of the curve to his dick.He glazed the whole shaftPainted stripes, then he laughedAs he offered young ladies a lick.*~*~*~*~*~^~*A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wifeif she wants some."How hard is it?" she asks.About as hard as my dick." he replies."Ok, then pour me some." NURSERY RHYMES CHILDREN MIGHT'VE MISSED:MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMBHer father shot it dead.Now it goes to school with her,Between two hunks of bread.JACK AND JILL Went up the hillTo have a little fun.Stupid Jill forgot the pillAnd now they have a son.HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.All the kings' horses,And all the kings' men.Had scrambled eggs,For breakfast again.HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,All over the bedside clock.The little dog laughed to see such fun,Then died of electric shock.GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,Kissed the girls and made them cry.And when the boys came out to play,He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.@@@ Q. What's gray, sits at the bed and takes the piss?A. A kidney dialysis machine.Q. Why did God invent yeast infection?A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying cunt.Q. Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?A. He came home shit faced.Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a flea?A. An itchy cock.Q. Why do women have arms?A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?Q. What's the bad news about being a test tube baby?A. You know for sure that your dad is a wanker.Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?A. Both of them.Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?A. They already have boyfriends.Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common?A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?A. Yell at her.Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?A. After five years your job will still suck.</blockquote>

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