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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063445216" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life!1. THE DOCTOR:because he says, "Take your clothes off."2. THE DENTIST:because he says, "Open wide."3. THE HAIRDRESSER:because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".4. THE MILKMAN:because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"6. THE STOCK BROKER:because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuatefor a while, and then slowly fall back again."7. THE BANKER:because he says, "If you take it out too soon,you'll lose interest.8. THE HUNTER:because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and alwayseats what he shoots.9. THE TELEPHONE GUY:because he says, "Would you like it on the table or upagainst the wall?@@@ A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feettall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks theywent back to the tall woman's apartment."I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," saidthe woman, "especially with the size difference and all.""Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legsapart and close your eyes," said the midget.The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'dever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman hadclimaxed eight times."If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk,"Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"</blockquote>

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