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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063445901" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Farmer And His WifeThe farmer's wife walked into the barn one day and was aghast atwhatshe saw in there. Instead of milking their cow, her husband wasstanding with his trousersdown at the rear quarter of the bovine and humping away at it like amink.Angrily she yelled at him, "That's the most depraved and disgustingthing I've ever seen in my life! I'm going to tell everyone in thecommunity that you were having sex with the cow!"The farmer, meanwhile, had finished up his task and was slowlypulling his trousers back up when he looked at his spouse and calmlyreplied, "Very well. You tell everyone I had sex with the cow andI'll tell everyone that it's because the cow is better than you!"___________________________________Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, "Hey Dad!What are you doing?" His father says, "I'm filling your mother'stank." Little Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, you should get a model thatgets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning."___________________________________An agreeable girl named Miss DovesLikes to jack off the young men she lovesShe will use her bare fistIf the fellows insistBut she really prefers to wear gloves___________________________________With his pecker limp on the floor,And his wife still implorying for more --"Ten hours of screwingHas been my undoing;I simply can't Fuck any more!"___________________________________While Greeley was fucking Miss Klutz,She said as he plunged in his putz,"Do you love me dear Greeley?"He answered, "Not really,I just wanted to blow off my nuts"</blockquote>

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