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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063446558" data-attributes="member: 14320">How To Ask A Man To Do SomethingAlways remember these five important rules when asking a man to dosomething:1. Make sure the man is conscious.1a. Then give him a Blow Job2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage withthe sports section.3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three, or fourhours, max.3b. Then ... give him a Blow Job4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. A blow job will usually dojust fine. Or, offer to cook him something that doesn't have apeel-back cover.5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remoteon high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave againfor another 35 minutes. Or, threaten to not give him a blow job.6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "doas I say and no one will get hurt".7. When all else fails ... Blow Job.OK, seven rules.========There was a young fellow named Sweeney,Whose girl was a terrible meanie.The hatch of her snatch,Had a catch that would latch;She could only be screwed by Houdini.========Driving in the snow...YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BECAUSE WE CAREDriving in the snow is like eating pussy.If you don't slow down and pay attention you could slide into theasshole in front of you!Be careful this winter!This has been a public service announcement.Paul</blockquote>

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