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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063450932" data-attributes="member: 14320">An OpossumLate one night a couple is driving down a country highwayAnd run over an opossum.Knowing that mother opossums often carry babies in their pouch,They decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there wasA baby, so they decide to rescue it.They take it into the car and continue down the road.The little opossum is scared and squirming around likeCrazy so the wife asks her husband what she should do?He thinks for a minute and says,"Well it's used to being in it's mother's pouch.Maybe if you unbutton your jeans, and put it in "there"It will calm down."She exclaims, "I'm not going to do that! That thing is smellyAnd nasty!"The husband replies, "Well why don't you just hold it'sLittle nose then?"...The young man goes into a bar and picks up a tall woman. After a nightof drinking and dancing they go back to his place. She unzips his flyand starts playing with his dick. "Wow," he says, "you handle my penisso well...." "I should," she replies, "I used to have one just likeit... only longer."...Nappy haired bitchwith eyes like a frogI wanna bend you overand fuck you like a dog..This guy is eating this prostitutes cunt and he says, "thistastes like rice pudding?""That's what all the boys say, but it's really maggots.".A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?"The father says, "they come from a hard-on."The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?"The father says, "little girls!"</blockquote>

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