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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063456056" data-attributes="member: 14320">The BestA bloke walked up to a hooker and asked how muchshe charged for a hand job."$100," she replied."Fuck," said the bloke. "That's a bit rich isn't it?""See that Porsche parked over there?" she said."I own it because I give the best hand jobs in town."The bloke thought that this was OK and agreed tothe fee.The hand job went on for hours. the bloke loved itso much that he asked how much she charged fora head job."$250," she replied."Fuck!" sighed the bloke. "That's a bit rich isn't it?""See that block of units behind the Porsche?" saidthe whore. "I paid for that with cash because I givethe best head jobs in town.""Crikey," said the bloke. "I'll give that a go."When the pro finished the best head job the blokehad ever had, he asked her how much for the realthing."See that factory behind the block of units?" sheasked."Yeah," replied the bloke."Well," she sighed, "That'd be mine if I had a pussy!"_____________A barefoot Irish girl brought her baby boy to the doctor and toldhim. "Doc, my little Paddy just cries and cries all the time. Whatdo you think the problem is?"Taking the baby from her, the doctor noticed a strong odor, where-upon he looked into Paddy's nappy. "Why, Mary!" he exclaimed."The problem is that there's at least 16 pounds of yellow shit inyou son's drawers!""Naw, that can't be it," the girl replied. "On the box it said "Goodfor babies up to 18 pounds." So he's got two more to go."________Mommy, Mommy! What's a lesbian?Go ask Daddy, she'll know.Mommy, Mommy! Can I buy a new dress?You know it won't fit over your iron lung.Mommy, Mommy! Can I go to the toilet?Yes Johnny I'll take you in a minuteCan Granny take me?Why?Her hand shakes.</blockquote>

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