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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063458951" data-attributes="member: 14320">Elderly PeopleTwo elderly people are living in a retirement community. He's awidower and she's a widow. They have known each other for a whileand he likes her. One afternoon, he summons his courage and asksher, "Would you like to have sex with me?"She smiles, and says, "Yes, I will!"So, they go to her place, have sex, and then man returns to hisplace.Confucious Say...It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.Man who sit on tack, get point.Man with hand on tool not always mechanic.Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.§§§«¤»«¤»§§§«¤»«¤»§§§«¤»«¤»§§§«¤»«¤»§§§Blonde FlowersTwo friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking downthe street and pass a flower shop where the redheadhappens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighsand says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowersagain....for no reason."The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's thebig deal, don't you like getting flowers?"The red head says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectationsafter giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spendingthe next three days on my back with my legs in the air."The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?"§§§«¤»«¤»§§§«¤»«¤»§§§«¤»«¤»§§§«¤»«¤»§§§"Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on yourcollar?" the suspicious wife sneered."No, I can't," the husband replied. "I distinctly remembertaking my shirt off."</blockquote>

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