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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063460667" data-attributes="member: 14320">A nurse says to a girl in the maternity ward, "Would you like yourhusband to be present at the birth?"She says, "I'm afraid I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend. I'munattached...I'll be having my baby on my own."After the birth, the nurse says to the girl, "You have a healthybouncing baby, but the baby is black."The girl says, "I was down on my luck, so I took a job in a porno moviewhere the lead man was black."The nurse says, "The baby also has blonde hair."The girl says, "There was a Swedish guy in the movie, too."The nurse says, "The baby also has slanted eyes."The girl says, "There was a Chinaman in the movie, too."Then the nurse hands the baby to the girl. The girl spanks it, and itcries out.The girl says, "That's a relief. I was afraid the little bastard wasgonna bark."========What do a bungee jumper and a gay man have in common?If the rubber breaks, they're both in deep shitWhat's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster?A rooster says, "Cock a doodle do" and a prostitute says, "Any cock'lldo."What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.What is the difference between a pay check and a penis?You don't have to beg your wife to blow your pay check!======== There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."---------- Post added at 03:07 PM ---------- 6 hour anti-bump limit - Previous post was at 03:07 PM ----------A nurse says to a girl in the maternity ward, "Would you like yourhusband to be present at the birth?"She says, "I'm afraid I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend. I'munattached...I'll be having my baby on my own."After the birth, the nurse says to the girl, "You have a healthybouncing baby, but the baby is black."The girl says, "I was down on my luck, so I took a job in a porno moviewhere the lead man was black."The nurse says, "The baby also has blonde hair."The girl says, "There was a Swedish guy in the movie, too."The nurse says, "The baby also has slanted eyes."The girl says, "There was a Chinaman in the movie, too."Then the nurse hands the baby to the girl. The girl spanks it, and itcries out.The girl says, "That's a relief. I was afraid the little bastard wasgonna bark."========What do a bungee jumper and a gay man have in common?If the rubber breaks, they're both in deep shitWhat's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster?A rooster says, "Cock a doodle do" and a prostitute says, "Any cock'lldo."What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.What is the difference between a pay check and a penis?You don't have to beg your wife to blow your pay check!======== There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."</blockquote>

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