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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063462065" data-attributes="member: 14320">The MilkmanOne fine morning the milkman arrives at the house of family Jones. Mrs. Jones opens the door, and asks him to come inside. She invites him in the kitchen, where a huge and very good breakfast is prepared for him. He sits down and very much enjoys all the excellent food. When he is finished she asks him to come upstairs, and the milkman certainly has a good time!When they dress and go down, she gives him a 5 dollar bill. Now the milkman is really surprised, and asks where the 5 dollars are for. She replies: "Well, yesterday I told my husband that is was your birthday today, and he said: "So what, fuck the milkman, give him 5 bucks." But the breakfast was entirely my idea!"@@@Two guys were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," the first guy said, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip thewife's panties off!""What's the rush?" his buddy asked."The damn elastic in the legs is killing me!"@@@The teenager was developing rapidly, so her mother thought it about time that she understood the facts of life."Liza," she began, "I think it would be nice if we had a little chat about how life is formed. As you know, a baby grows in a lady's tummy and...""It might be interesting to hear you tell it, Mom," interrupted the daughter, "but what I really want to know is how to fake an orgasm."@@@A young boy comes home from school one day, and on going to his room, he hears thumping and squeaking from his parents' room. He naively opens the door to see what is going on, and beholds his dad "giving it" to his mom rather vigorously. While his mom doesn't notice, his dad looks up to see him there, and gives him a big grin and a wink.The next evening, dad comes home from work. He hears banging and squealing from his son's room. He opens the door to see what's happening, and the son is banging his own grandmother!The son looks up to see his father standing there, and says, "Not so funny when it's your mom, is it?"</blockquote>

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