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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063473054" data-attributes="member: 14320">The first year student had just gotten a beat up oldVW beetle from his parents.He took it for a spin but misjudged the curve andoverturned the car directly between the house of Mr.and Mrs. Smith and Mr. and Mrs. Balls... luckily, he was pulled out by the Smiths.~~~~~~A person of most any nationIf afflicted with bad constipation,Can shove a cuirassUp the crack of his ass,But it isn't a pleasing sensation.Leaving the seat down may be sweet,But it means that I soak the seat,I would be really great,If I could pee straight,But most times I just wet my feet.Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater,knew a chick, but wouldn't eat her;met her brother, one fine day,he sucked his cock,and now he's gay!!!~~~~~~Q: Why do Jewish girls have gold diaphragms?A: So they can tell their fathers that their boyfriends are cumming into money!The essence of marketing is about a blow job. Promise a guy a blow joband you can sell him anything.Q: Why did God give women multiple orgasms?A: So they can fucking moan when they're happy, too.Q: Did you hear about the diner that promotes safe sex?A: They write the bill on a condom. In that way you can wine and dine your date, and stick her with the bill.Jack was nimble,but Jack was quick.So Jill preferred the candlestick!How is a pussy like a grapefruit?The best ones squirt when you eat them.Since I've been depressed I've completely lost the urge to masturbate.I guess I just haven't been feeling myself latelyHow does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?She turns the ignition key.Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn?She woke up with a kernel between her legs.~~~~~~A notable gynecologist once said, "The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks."It is only a pity that the management system is so damn temperamental."</blockquote>

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