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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063475210" data-attributes="member: 14320">More Filthy Nursery Rhymes"Mirror Mirror, On the wall,Who's the sexiest of them all?"The mirror sighed, and with a gruntsaid "Well, it ain't you!, You ugly cunt !"***My dick is big, her arse is tight I poked her anus with delight but halfway there I hit a bump the bitch forgot to take a dump ***Mary had a little sheep,And with this sheepShe went to sleep.The sheep turned outTo be a ramAnd Mary had a little lamb!***Jack and Jill went up the hillAnd planned to do some kissing.Jack made a pass,and grabbed her ass;And now his two front teeth are missing.***Jack and JillWent up the hillSo Jack could lick Jill's fanny.Poor Jack's gobWas filled with knob'Cos Jill's a fucking tranny.***Mary, Mary quite contrairyTrim that pussy, it's too damn hairy!***There was an old lady who lived in a shoeShe had so many kids, she didn't know what to do.So she started giving head.***There was an old lady who lived in a shoeShe had so many kids- her uterus fell out!***Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,Jack jump over the candlestick.Jack's not so nimbe, and he's not so quickNow he's in the hospital,with a burnt fucking dick.***Jack be nimble, Jack be quickJack burnt off his fucking dick.***Georgie PorgeyPudding & Pie...Whacked off in his girlfriend's eye...And when that eye was glued and shut...Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut.***Little Boy Blew (sic)....He needed the money !***Little Miss Muffett, sat on a tuffetteating her curds and whey.Along came a spider, and sat down beside her,and said " What's in the bowl, bitch !? " ***Simple SimonSimple Simon met a PiemanGoing to the fairSaid Simple Simon to the Pieman"What have you got there?"Said the Pieman unto Simon"Pies, you dickhead!"***Hickory Dickory DockHickory dickory dock,Three mice ran up the clockthe clock struck one,and the others got away with minor injuries***MaryMary had a little lamb,It walked into a pylon,10,000 volts went up it's arse,And turned it's wool to nylon.</blockquote>

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