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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063481747" data-attributes="member: 14320">Rabbit HuntingPaddy decides to go rabbit hunting , but when he gets to his favorite field he sees the village priest is already there.Paddy watches with fascination as the priest holds his finger over a rabbit hole and immediately a rabbit pops out.The priest grabs it and puts it into a sack. He repeats this unusual but very successful technique until his sack is full of rabbits.Paddy stops the priest and asks him how he does it."Easy,"says the priest."Put your finger on your wife's pussy and then hold it over a rabbit hole.They can't resist the smell, so when they come out,grab them."Paddy rushes home to find Maureen bent over scrubbing the floor.He lifts up her skirt and applies his finger as directed.Without looking up, Maureen giggles, "Holy Moses, Father! Rabbit hunting again?""_________Outside a Church in Boston a young boy is weeping, and an old lady approaches him and says, "What's wrong, honey?"The little boy replies between sobs, "My Grandma passed away this morning.""I'm so sorry to hear this," says the kind old lady. "Do you want me to call Father O'Riley?""No," replies the boy. "Sex is the last thing I have in mind."_________There was an old man called RegWho decided to trim his hedgeHe'd had a few beersSlipped with his shearsAnd cut off his meat and two vegPersonal MottosA hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.Do I look like a fucking people person?This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.If I throw a stick, will you leave?And just how may I fuck you over today?And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.One of us is thinking about sex...OK, it's me.I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?You look like shit. Is that the style now?Earth is full. Go home.I thought I wanted a career, turns out all I wanted was paychecks.It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.-----------There was a young nudist from DenverWho had an unusual member;It was stiff as JelloWhen the weather was mellow.But a popsicle every December!**There once was a girl they called TrishWho was quite a delectable dishMen savored her lipsThen brought bags of chipsFor her pussy smelt strongly of fish</blockquote>

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