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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063482181" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Problem With My CockDarrell walks into his doctor's office and the receptionistgives him a form to fill out and asks him what his problem is.Darrell replied, I've got something wrong with my cock.""Please watch your language!" scolds the receptionist."There are women and children in the waiting room."Darrell leaves the office, only to return a few minutes laterand said to the receptionist, "I've got a problem with my ear.""Now that's much better," says the receptionist. "Whatwrong with your ear?""I can't piss out of it!"=====Ya know, if guys had a period,they'd probably brag about the size of their tampons...=====A blonde went to her doctor and said,"You prescribed birth control pills for me.""And how is it going?" he asked."Okay, I think, but I'd like to have them bigger."The doctor was surprised. "You mean stronger?""No, bigger, please""But why BIGGER?""Because they keep falling out."=====Little Johnny is wandering up and down the aislesof a supermarket crying his eyes out."What's the matter fella?" asked a stock boy."I've lost my mommy!" wailed Little Johnny."Don't worry, we'll soon find her," soothed the stock boy."Now tell me, what's mommy like?""Bourbon and men with big, hard cocks,"sobbed Little Johnny.The SpongeA woman took her young son with her into the shower for the first time. Naturally, he wanted to know why she didn't have a dick, and what the fuzzy thing she had instead was."Oh, that's my sponge." she replied with embarrassment. To save her from any more red faces, she made sure he only saw her when she was wearing panties. "Mummy, where's your sponge?" the kid asked one day. "Oh, I've lost it." she lied. A few months later she was washing up when the kid came running in, all excited. "Mummy, Mummy, I've found your sponge. You know the sponge you lost." The kid squealed. "The lady next door is wiping Daddy's face with it!"«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»MASTURBATION ... A solo played on a private organ.Platonic Relationship:What develops after two good friends are tired of fucking each other.«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»A couple were indulged in sexual intercourse and the mannoticed that with each movement of his pelvis, his partner'stoes would rise. Later that night, while going at it prettyhot and heavy in the shower, her toes remained still.Confused, he asked, "Why is it that when we do it in bed, yourtoes go up, but when we do it in the shower, they don't?""Silly," she replied, "I take my pantyhose off in the shower!"«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»This 80 year old woman thought she had the crabs, so she goes to the doctor. "Doctor I think I have the crabs." "When was the last time you had sex?" The doctor asks. "I have never had sex. I'm still a virgin." she replied. The doctor thought this was very strange so he told her to get on the table and he would examine her. After the examination he said, "I have some good news and bad news for you. The good news is you don't have the crabs. Thebad news is you've got fruit flies. Your cherry rotted."«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»§«¤»The new husband and his bride were in bed, when the husband says, "Honey, anytime you wake up and want to have sex, you don't have to say a word, just reach over and pull my dick a couple of times," "And if I don't want sex?""Pull on it forty or fifty times," the husband said.</blockquote>

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