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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063519510" data-attributes="member: 14320">HeadachesThe doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rarecondition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and thepressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve thepressure is to remove the testicles."Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to livefor. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he hadno choice but to go under the knife.When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the firsttime in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part ofhimself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like adifferent person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. Hesaw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a newsuit."He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." Theelderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long."Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How abouta new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." Thesalesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again,Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in thebusiness 60 years!"Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted thecollar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe wason a roll and said, "Why not?" The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said,"Let's see ... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did youknow?" "Been in the business 60 years!"Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortablyaround the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back,eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. Asize 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of yourspine and give you one hell of a headache.*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to putin it.She said...You wear briefs, don't you?He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left youthe money.He said... "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"She said..."No problem, I'll get you some that is."He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallwaylight on.He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?She said...I would, but you're never there.Why we miss Rodney DangerfieldBecause he said ....My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me totime an egg.It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet shewon't drink from my glass!Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexynegligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home!A hooker once told me she had a headache.I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said,'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hatemyself now.'I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when youput a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.I knew a girl so ugly... they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen theroaches hang themselves.I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him,'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear theFruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray "after" the meal.My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night.MY FAVORITE:My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't havehad anything to play with.</blockquote>

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