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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063529191" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">She Needed A Guy</span></strong></p><p></p><p>When I was 16 I found a boyfriend, but there was no passion.</p><p>So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.</p><p></p><p>In college I dated a very passionate guy, but he was too emotional.</p><p>Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all</p><p>the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a man</p><p>with some stability.</p><p></p><p>When I was 25 I found a very stable guy but he was boring.</p><p>He was totally predictable and never got excited about</p><p>anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a</p><p>man with some excitement.</p><p></p><p>When I was 30 I found an exciting man, but I couldn't keep</p><p>up with him. He rushed from one party to another, never</p><p>settling on anything. He did mad, impetuous things and</p><p>flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as</p><p>often as happy. He was great fun initially and very</p><p>energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a</p><p>man with ambition.</p><p></p><p>When I turned 35, I found a smart ambitious man with his</p><p>feet planted firmly on the ground so I moved in with him.</p><p>He was so ambitious that he dumped me and took everything</p><p>I owned.</p><p></p><p>I am now 40 and am looking for a guy with a very big dick.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">ddd</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated</p><p>and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he</p><p>was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then,</p><p>while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started</p><p>talking to him.</p><p></p><p>"Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me?</p><p>I bought it with the insurance money!</p><p></p><p>"Irving, remember that new car you promised me?</p><p>Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!</p><p></p><p>"Irving, do you remember that emerald necklace you</p><p>promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance money."</p><p></p><p>Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said,</p><p>"Irving, remember that blow job I promised you?</p><p>Here it comes..."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063529191, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]She Needed A Guy[/COLOR][/B] When I was 16 I found a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life. In college I dated a very passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a man with some stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a man with some excitement. When I was 30 I found an exciting man, but I couldn't keep up with him. He rushed from one party to another, never settling on anything. He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a man with ambition. When I turned 35, I found a smart ambitious man with his feet planted firmly on the ground so I moved in with him. He was so ambitious that he dumped me and took everything I owned. I am now 40 and am looking for a guy with a very big dick. [B][COLOR="Teal"]ddd[/COLOR][/B] A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money! "Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money! "Irving, do you remember that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it, too, with the insurance money." Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blow job I promised you? Here it comes..." [/QUOTE]
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