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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063530584" data-attributes="member: 14320"> ProstitutesA cowboy arrives in a little town, enters the saloon and screams, "I want a woman, I want a fuck!""Welcome." says the owner, "We have Rosy the Red who fucks like three witches for only $30!""She's wonderful!" replied the cowboy, "But I don't have that much money!""No problem." said the owner, "For $20, Blondie the Blonde sucks your cock out of your underwear!""She's real pretty," replied the cowboy, "But I don't have that much money!""No problem sir!" said the owner, "For $10 Terry the Terrible will keep your cock in her hand til the mornin!""She's nice," replied the cowboy, "But I don't hav......""How much fucking money do you have then?" screamed the owner."Errrrr," whispered the cowboy, "25 cents!""Allright then," gasped the owner, "Go upstairs to room 22!"The cowboy runs upstairs, opens the door of room 22, and on the bed sees a nice young girl lying with her legs wide open. He jumps on her and begins fucking. After ten minutes he goes downstairs and says to the owner, "I... I think I have a problem!""What about?" replied the owner."Well," said the cowboy, "You know the young lady in room 22.....I was having fun with her and suddenly she turned her face and threw up a load of white mess!""Oh shit!" screamed the owner, "Someone go and change the corpse in room 22, it's full again!"iiiiTwo prostitutes were talking about how rough times were.One said, "You know, times are so bad that I did a trick last night for five measly bucks, just so I had the taxi fare home!""Huh," replied the other slag, "I gave away a blowjob last night just to get something warm in my stomach!"iiiiWhich is more profitable, a two story or a one story whore house?A one story because there's no fucking overhead!What do you get if you cross a prostitute with an elephant?A whore who fucks you for peanuts and remembers you forever!Why do men like women in leather?-Because they smell like new cars.What should you do if you arrive home and find your wife in bedwith another man?-Make sure his guide dog hasn't shit on the bedroom floor!How does a woman know when a man fakes an orgasm?-She ends up swimming in a sea of piss!</blockquote>

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