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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063531935" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Types Of MenYou May Meet In The Men's Uranul</span></strong></p><p></p><p>EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips his shorts.</p><p></p><p>SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to go or not.</p><p></p><p>CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is hung.</p><p></p><p>TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later.</p><p></p><p>INDIFFERENT: All urinals being in use, he pisses in the sink.</p><p></p><p>CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.</p><p></p><p>WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection.</p><p></p><p>FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.</p><p></p><p>ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out his tie, pisses in his pants.</p><p></p><p>CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.</p><p></p><p>SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows the man in the</p><p>next stall will get blamed.</p><p></p><p>PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.</p><p></p><p>DESPERATE: Waits in a long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.</p><p></p><p>TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.</p><p></p><p>EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, and then does both.</p><p></p><p>FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoes.</p><p></p><p>LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.</p><p></p><p>DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.</p><p></p><p>DISGRUNTED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.</p><p></p><p>CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.</p><p></p><p>purple girlie bars</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">PENIS BRUSH</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Mom walked into the bathroom one day and found young Johnny furiously</p><p>scrubbing his penis with a toothbrush and toothpaste.</p><p></p><p>"What the heck do you think you're doing, young man!?" she exclaimed.</p><p></p><p>"Don't try to stop me!" Johnny warned. "I'm gonna do this three times a day,</p><p>because there's no way I'm gonna get a cavity that looks and smells as bad as my sister's."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063531935, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Types Of MenYou May Meet In The Men's Uranul[/COLOR][/B] EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips his shorts. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to go or not. CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is hung. TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later. INDIFFERENT: All urinals being in use, he pisses in the sink. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor. WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection. FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out his tie, pisses in his pants. CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows the man in the next stall will get blamed. PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand. DESPERATE: Waits in a long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, and then does both. FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoes. LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. DISGRUNTED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat. purple girlie bars [B][COLOR="Teal"]PENIS BRUSH[/COLOR][/B] Mom walked into the bathroom one day and found young Johnny furiously scrubbing his penis with a toothbrush and toothpaste. "What the heck do you think you're doing, young man!?" she exclaimed. "Don't try to stop me!" Johnny warned. "I'm gonna do this three times a day, because there's no way I'm gonna get a cavity that looks and smells as bad as my sister's." [/QUOTE]
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