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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063537747" data-attributes="member: 14320">Monkey On The DashboardA trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices amonkey on the dashboard. After a few miles, he asks the driver whatthe monkey is for.The driver says "I'll show you," and with that he hits the monkey withthe back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across thedash.The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pullsout his unit and proceeds to give the trucker oral gratification.When finished, the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up,puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard."See that?" said the trucker.The man said, "Yeah."The trucker ask the man, "You want to try it?"The man said, "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"What should you do if you find a woman lying in a ditch at the side of the road?Ask her why she left the kitchen.How does an Arkansas mother know her daughter is having her period.Her son’s dick tastes funny.What has two legs and bleeds?Half a dog.A man calls into work and tells the boss he can’t come in because he’s sick.“How sick are you?” asks the boss.“Well, I’m currently screwing my daughter.”What’s the best way to tell if your roommate is gay?His dick tastes like shit. A Little Old LadyA little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front doorof an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakilyhobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asksthe sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddddildosss? "The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes wedo have dildos. Actually we carry many models."The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhaveaaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesssthththiiickkk? "The clerk responds, "Yes we do"."Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwwwttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"A Swiss scientist has invented a new bra!It offers more support which will prevent a woman's breasts frombouncing around, and will keep her nipples hidden..........even in cold temperatures....After announcing his invention, the scientist was taken outsidewhere a large group of men beat the shit out of him.</blockquote>

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