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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063545604" data-attributes="member: 14320">Terms for Female Masturbation5 Digit DiscoBuzzing the honey holeBackslappin' BettyBailing out the Gravy BoatBeaver bashin'Bouncing the bearded clamBuffing the boxBuffing the jewelButtering up the whisker biscuitClam twiddlin' jamboreeCritter crammin'Damming the beaverDialing "O" on the little pink telephoneDiddling miss daisyDiggin' for clamsDigitis ErectusFingering the fountainFlicking the minnowFriday night lip serviceFrosting the muffin of loveGiving yourself the fingerGoing for the gooey ductImpeaching BushJuicing the clamLet your fingers do the walkingLip smackingMenage a'moiPetting the kittyPiddly DiddlerPlaying the squeezeboxPokin' the piePolishing the little pink pearlPumping the kooterPunchin' the chipmunkReading in BrailleRiding the clitoris-saurasRomancing thy ownRoughing up the suspectSelf-guided tuna boat tourSmacking Jerry Garcia on the noseSpanking LucyStroking the newtTicklin' the tacoTissue ticklingTwirling the pearlUnbuttoning the fur coatWarming the wrist rocket"""""""""""" """""""There was a young girl in BerlinWho eked out a living through sin.She didn't mind fucking,But much preferred sucking,And she'd wipe off the pricks on her chin.There once was a man named Mort,Whose dick was incredibly short,When he climbed into bed, His lady friend said,"That's not really a dick, its a wart!"There once was a man from Spleen,Who invented a wanking machine,On the 99th stroke,The fucking thing broke,And whipped his balls into cream!I Have SinnedTommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive mefather for I have sinned.""What have you done Tommy O'Connor?""I had sex with a girl.""Who was it, Tommy?""I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin.""Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?""No father, please forgive me for my sin but I cannottell you who it was.""Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?" "No father, pleaseforgive me for my sin.""Well then it has to be, Sarah Martha O'Keefe.""No father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who itwas.""Okay, Tommy go say 5 Hail Mary's and 4 Our Fathers andyou will be abolished of your sin."So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Josephwas waiting."What did ya get?" asked Joseph."Well I got 5 hail Mary's 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads.""""""""""""" """"""""" """"""""Four nuns are killed and arrive at the Gates of Heaven. They line up in front of St Peter.The first nun says “St Peter, I once saw a man’s penis. May I still enter?”St Peter replies “Wash your eyes in this font of holy water and proceed.”The second nun says “St Peter, I once touched a man’s penis. May I still enter?”St Peter replies “Wash your hands in this font of holy water and proceed.”St Peter suddenly notices a scuffle between the last two nuns. The fourth nun is trying to cut in front of the third nun. “What is going on?” he asks the fourth nun.“I’m trying to go first so I can wash my mouth out before she sticks her arse in the font”.</blockquote>

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