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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063550479" data-attributes="member: 14320">Dog's DayThree dogs are at the vet in the waiting room.When the first dog asks the second dog what he's in for.He answers, "My master bought a brand new carpet the other day, and at the first opportunity I soiled it, so now I've been brought here to be put to sleep. So what are you here for?"The first dog replies grimly, "I'm also being put to sleep. My master had a table with a collection of expensive vases and while I was chasing my tail I accidentally bumped into the table and broke them all."The two dogs then look over and ask the third dog what he's in for.The third dog answers, "The reason I'm here is the other day my master stepped out of the shower and she bent over. I couldn't resist, so I jumped her from behind and took her like a wild animal!""So I guess you're also here to be put to sleep?" says the first dog.The third dog answers, "Nope, I'm here to get my nails done."This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy).Poems About VenusWas on the good ship Venus,Lord, you should have seen us.Our figureheadWas a whore in bedand the mast was a raging penis.~~~~The Captain of our luggerWas a filthy bugger.He wasn't fitTo shovel shitFrom one ship to another~~~~The First Mate's name was MorganBy God he was a gorgonFive time a dayHe'd kneel and playThe Captain's sekshal organ~~~~The Second Mate was Andy.He was young and randy.They boiled his bumIn steaming rumFor cumming in the brandy~~~~The ship's dogs name was Rover,The crew they bowled him over.They screwed that hound around and roundFrom Adelaide to Dover.~~~~The Bos'n's name was WalkerHe was a bleeding corker.The dirty sodHad been at quadFor dalliance with a porker~~~~The cabin boy was TripperHe was a deadly nipperHe stuffed his assWith broken glassAnd circumsized the skipper~~~~The Captain's wife, named Mabel,To fuck was never able.So the dirty shitsNailed her titsOnto the chart room table~~~~The Captain had a daughterWho fell into the water.Her squeals revealedA school of eelsHad found her sekshal quarter~~~~When we reached out stationWe found to our elationThe ship had sunkIn a sea of spunkFrom mutual masturbation.</blockquote>

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