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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063554485" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Blonde MomentA blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her bossconcerned about all his employees well being asked sympathetically,"What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies... "Early this morningI got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."The boss feeling very sorry at this point explains to the young girl."Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy just takethe day off to relax and rest."The blonde very calmly states..."No.. I'd be better off here. I need tokeep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."The boss agrees and allows the blond to work as usual... "If you needanything just let me know."Well... a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on theblonde...he looks out over his office and sees the blonde hystericallycrying!!!!!He rushes out to her asking, "What's so bad now... are you gonna beokay??""No..." exclaims the blonde, "I just received a horrible call from mysister and she said that her mom died too!!"========Little Johnny was watching TV with his father while his mother preparedthe dinner in the kitchen.After a while Little Johnny wanders into the kitchen and asks his mother"Mummy, are the Dixie Chicks robots?""No, dear they aren't, why do you ask?""Well, Daddy just said that he'd like to screw the ass off theBrunette."=======Joe and Moe went outside to take a leak and Joe confessed,"I wish I had one like my cousin Junior. He needs four fingers to holdhis."Moe looked over and pointed out, "But you're holding yours with fourfingers.""I know," said Joe with a sigh, "but I'm peeing on three of them."=======What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room?A full set of teeth!Did you hear about the new Tennessee State Lottery?The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.=======You know you're leading a sad life when a nymphomaniac tells you ..."Let's just be friends."Bakery AssistantA bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves, as he is "having company for dinner."As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread,One of the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.After many trips she is tired and irritated, and begins to wonder, "why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below.Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.Thinking that she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man,Is it raisin for you too?"No," stammers Steve, "but it's quivering a little*********'With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information andwisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes outto the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,educated and happy.Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,...“Good grief, look how smart I am!”Must be where “Smart Ass” came from!</blockquote>

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