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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063560110" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Little Girl's QuestionsA little girl is watching her mum getting changed to go out for the evening.“What are they?” she asked.“Those are mummy’s breasts,” the mother replied.“Will I get those?” came the next question.“When you’re a little older,” answered the girl’s mother.“And what is that?” the little girl asked.“That’s mummy’s vagina,” the mother answered, a little embarrassed.“When will I get that?”“That will happen at around the same time you get your breasts. Now run along and let mummy change.”The little girl ran off into the next room where her father was getting changed out of his work clothes to relax for the evening.“What’s that thing, daddy?” asked the little girl.“That’s daddy’s penis,” he answered.“When will I get one of those?” the little girl asked.“In about an hour.”What’s the difference between acne and a paedophile?Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re twelve.What’s the worst thing about eating vegetables?Getting caught up in the wheelchair.What’s the difference between menstrual blood and sand?You can’t gargle sand.Why do tampons have strings?So you can floss after eating.Why does an elephant have four feet?Six inches isn’t enough.What do a tightrope walker and a young man getting head off his granny have in common?Neither look down.A mother is preparing dessert for after a family meal when her young son comes running in breathless.“Mum! Mum! Quick! Granny is playing with her shrimp!”The mother, confused, follows the boy back into the dining room and sees the kid’s grandmother furiously fingering herself.“Ah!” said the mother. “Well, that’s not a shrimp. That’s actually called a ‘vagina’”“Oh!” said the boy. “It certainly tasted like shrimp.”</blockquote>

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