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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063568547" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Dying Of ThirstTwo guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they'rewalking along they see a little shack. They run up to it andknock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, ladyanswers. The first man tells the lady about their situation andbegs her for a drink.The women says, "Sure, if you fuck me."The first man replies, "I would rather die in this desert, thensleep with your fat smelly ass."The second man wants to live and agree's to do the deed. Thesecond man and the women enter the shack, leaving the first manoutside. The women says, "fuck me then!" The man agrees to do itonly if she will close her eyes. He looks around the shack andsees a table full of corn on the cob. He picks one up, fucks herwith it and throws it out the window. The women opens her eyesand asks for it again.The man agrees and repeats the deed. The women is finallysatisfied and agrees to give the gentleman and his friend somewater. The man calls his friend in and informs him that thewomen is going to give them some water.The friend replies, "Fuck the water, I want some more of thatbuttered corn."Mrs. Jones, can Billy come out and play?Now, Children, you know he has leprosy.Well, can we come in and watch him rot?Q. What's the definition of self-destruct?A. An epileptic leper.Q. Why did the brothel outside the leper colony close?A. Business kept dropping off.Q. How do you get a leper?A. Throw meat pies at a skeletonQ: What do you call an epileptic fag?A: A vibrator.Q: Why are faggots so generous?A: They don't know how to be tightarsed.Q: Why do men have nipples?A: So fags will know what they're missing.Q: What does a lesbian get every twenty-eight days?A: A free meal. Tiny Miserable BabyA woman marched into the doctors office with a tiny miserable baby thatwas howling at the top of its lungs and demanded," Do something aboutthis baby".After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby wasmalnourished. He's obviously not getting enough milk," he saidsternly. "is he being breast fed?”"Yes," replied the woman."Then the milk supply isn't adequate. Please take your blouse off."The woman obliged, and the doctor proceeded to give her a very thoroughbreast exam, kneading, rubbing, massaging, and sucking each breast atsome length.Finally, perplexed, he announced that he could see why there was aproblem. "You aren't producing any milk at all.""Of course not," she responded." It's my sister's kid,""Why on earth did you come?" asked the doctor in amazement."I didn't," she replied, "until you started sucking on the other tit."HHHHHA Fairy told a married couple:"For being such an exemplary Married couple for 25 years, I will giveyou each a wish.""I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband"said the wife.The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appearedin her hands.Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said:"Well......this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like thisonly occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wishis......to have a wife 30 years younger than me"The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish.The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!...Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.Men might be bastards But Fairies are Female!</blockquote>

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