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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063579803" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Polish Couple A polish couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a babycame to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they hada wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him withouthesitation.On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the localcollege so they each could enroll in night courses.After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, "Whatever possessed you to study Russian?"The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby, and in a yearor so he'll start to talk.We just want to be able to understand him."@@@I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......- she called me to get my phone number.- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said"concentrate."- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up hermind.- she got stabbed in a shoot-out.- she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."@@@When my wife came home she found the kitchen and living room a mess, the laundry still in a pile by the washer and me on the couch having done nothing but drink beer and watch football all day.She yelled, "Watch yourself, mister, or you're going to make me do something I don't want to do.""Wow," I thought, "I can't believe I'm going to get a blowjob out of this." No Arms Or LegsA very good looking guy is walking down the beach and hesees a woman with no arms or legs, just "sitting" there.As he approaches her, he notices that she is crying hereyes out. He bends down and asks "why are you crying?"She replies, "I've never been deeply kissed, would youkiss me?"So he thinks for a second and then bends down, gives her adeep kiss and starts to walk away again. But then shestarts bawling and crying even louder. He turns and askswhy she's crying this time. She looks at him wantonlyand says, "I've never been fucked before."So he thinks for another second, walks over to her,bends down and picks her up, and chucks her into theocean, and says, "Well, you're fucked now."@@@A Young Aussie was enjoying his first night in Rome drinking cappuccinoat a pavement cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him."Hello," he said. " Do you understand English?""Only a little," she answered."How much?" he asked."Fifty dollars," she replied.@@@A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so theowner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for hisfree sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If heguessed correctly, he would get his free sex.The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close.The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."A week later, the same redneck, along with his buddy, Bubba, pulled infor a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor againgave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Theredneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was4. You were close, but no free sex this time."As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think thatgame is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."Bubba replied, No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged my wifewon twice last week."</blockquote>

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