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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063587397" data-attributes="member: 14320">WHAT A GUY SHOULD NOT SAY AFTER SEX "I was kidding about being sterile, you know." "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?""How come it's so BIG in there?""You've done this with a lotta guys before, right?""Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?"(Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"(Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!""You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!""My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better.""Do you know what a 'douche' is?""Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow.""I want you to try some of MY deodorant.""I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?""Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!""I never saw a girl with hairy boobs before!""I've been getting these little blisters lately.....""You wanna do those dishes before you leave?""You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"__________There was a young woman named JeannieWho sobbed to her date, "You're a meanie".You claim you're a studBut, oh, what a dud!Your prick is a real teeny-weeny.__________There was a young whore from Kilkenny,Who charged two fucks for a penny,For half of that sum,You could bugger her bum,An economy practiced by manyBeer, The Greatest Invention In History"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.The one guy says "I'm a YUPPIE... you know, Young Urban Professional."The second guy says "I'm a DINK... you know, Double Income No Kids."They asked the woman, "What are you?" She replied:"I'm a WIFE...you know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."</blockquote>

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Airtrek Turbo Wheel-hub bearing

Hi Sifu,
did any one have change the wheel-hub bearing before?
how much the cost change the new one?

what happened to GTROC forum??

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is this april fool joke or...

How the Look?nice?comment pls

Today nothing to do in d office, then start doin some decor on my car.....just for fun nia....(but actually think to do like that...haha)

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