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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063591232" data-attributes="member: 14320">Honk For JesusThe other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore andsaw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I wasfeeling particularly sassy that day after coming from anexhilarating choir performance, so I bought the sticker andput it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did! What anuplifting experience that followed!I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, justthinking about how wonderful the Lord is and I didn'tnotice that the light had changed. It's a good thingsomeone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, Inever would have noticed the light! I found that LOTS ofpeople love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guybehind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned outof his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO!Jesus Christ, GO!"What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyonestarted honking! I just leaned out of my window and startedwaving and smiling at all those lovely people. I evenhonked my horn a few times to share in the love! There musthave been a man from Florida back there because I heard himyelling something about a "sunny beach".I saw another gentleman waving in a funny way with only hismiddle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenagegrandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that itwas probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well,I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out thewindow and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandsonburst out laughing...why, even he was enjoying thisreligious experience!A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of themoment that they got out of their cars and started walkingtowards me. I bet they wanted to ask me what church Iattended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers and drove onthrough the intersection. I noticed I was the only car thatgot through before the light changed again and I felt kindof sad that I had to leave them after all the love we hadshared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the windowand gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last timeas I drove away.Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!--Grandma========================================A guy was walking around the parking lot with his keys in his hand,A cop pulls up and asks him if there was anything wrong. The guyreplies " They stole my car."The cop asks him where he saw it last. He says " At the end of my key."The cop seeing that the guy is plastered, looks him over and noticesthat his dick is hanging out of his pants. The cop points this factout to him. The guy looks down and says, " Oh shit, they stole mywife too!"</blockquote>